Girl: What's the proof that you miss me? Pappu: See my cheeks, my mom slapped me because I was smiling while sleeping thinking of you. Girl: Aww Itna Pyaar karte ho? Boy: Nahin, shakal dekh ke hassi aa jati hai!
Boy: Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karti Ho? Girl: Arz Maarti Hu: Chaha Hai Jise Chahat Se Zyada; Samjha Hai Jise Khud Se Zyada; Bharosa Hai Jispe Sabse Zyada; Hey Ishqzade, Tu Hi Hai Woh, 'HaramZada'!
Boy: Do you love me? Girl: Yes, I can do anything for you. Boy: Chal Phir, 17 ka Table Sunna. *Blocked*
A girl to a stationary store and asked for a calculator. Shopkeeper: Casio? Girl: Main Theek Hun, Aap Kaise Ho?
A girl and a boy got married. Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge ke Doosre Din hi Unka Bacha hua . . . . . . . . Khaana Kharab ho Geya! Fridge Mein Nahi Rakha tha na... Don't be shocked... just read it again carefully!
Boy: Motivate Kar. Girl: Kisko? Boy: Kisko nahi, Kiska? Girl: Kiska? Boy: Mera. Aa raha hun 30 mins main. Moti wait kar!